BEING A BARTENDER at Glo in Long Island, I hear a ton of pickup lines. If I had a dollar for every time a guy tried to pick me up by telling me he was a millionaire, I’d be able to tell him I was a millionaire… too.
I ONCE RECEIVED a $100 tip for an order that consisted of a bottle of water. So at least I’m doing better than the guys selling water outside the Holland Tunnel.
WHEN I WAS younger I’d get drunk, take my tank top off and walk around in my bra all night.