TIPS are better than bad pickup lines. A guy once handed me $300 for two beers. That got my attention.
DRUNK MEN think they can win you over by starting a fight with another guy. Trust me, it never works.
EVERY BARTENDER judges a man by what he drinks. No matter how good-looking you are, we’ll laugh at you if you order something too girlie.

BEST LOOKING GIRLS ARE
GETTING NAKED AT PLAYBOY!